一猴(💎),一狗(🍫),一猪,一马四畜生(shēng ),商量取(🐡)一(🛫)别号,又苦胸无点墨(🛒),无从(🤺)着(zhe )想,遂相约进城(🐯),遇所见之字,即(🏋)(jí )为别号(😺)。约既定,狗遂狂(🔁)驰(chí )以去。入(rù )城,至某庙前,见有‘化(🙈)及冥顽(🥢)’匾额,狗曰(yuē ):‘此即我别号也(yě )!’马继至,昂(áng )首(🏇)无所(⚪)睹,俯视,见(jiàn )某碑下,有(😁)‘根(gēn )深蒂固(gù )’(🕛)四字(🥚),马曰:(🔋)‘我即以为(♟)名也。’俄(🌛)而,猴跳跃亦至,举首指‘无(🍧)(wú )偏无党(dǎng )’匾额,曰:‘我即名无(wú )偏无(wú )党(🕙)可(kě )也。’俟半日,猪始姗姗而来,遍觅无所见(👬)。三畜咸笑之。猪(🈚)曰:‘若等俱已择定耶?’(👘)曰:‘择(zé(😜) )定矣。’猪曰:‘择定盍告我!’众(🚡)具告之。猪(🖋)笑曰:‘从来(🚓)别(bié )号不过两字或三字,乌有取四字者?’众为(wéi )之爽然(rán ),猪曰:(🍲)‘无伤也(yě ),若等盍(hé )各摘一(💒)字以与(yǔ )我,我得三字之别号,而若等亦(🌇)各得(🐙)三字矣(🏧)。’