一猴,一(😳)狗,一猪(zhū ),一马四畜生(➰),商量(liàng )取(🕊)一别号(🐒),又(🚞)苦胸无点(🥦)墨,无(wú )从着想,遂相约进城,遇(🈵)所见(jiàn )之(👕)字,即为别号。约既定,狗遂狂(🔧)驰以去。入(rù )城,至某庙(🔐)前,见(😺)有‘(🚷)化及冥顽’匾(🐮)额,狗曰:‘此即我别(🐾)号(😘)也(🌊)!’马继至,昂(🆙)首(🗻)无所睹(🐽),俯视,见(📴)某碑下(xià ),有‘根(gēn )深蒂固(gù )’四字,马曰(yuē ):‘我即以为名(👲)也。’俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举(🍈)首指‘无偏无党(🚛)’匾额,曰(yuē ):(👨)‘我即名(☕)无偏无党可(kě )也(yě )。’俟半日,猪始(🆔)姗姗而来(lái ),遍觅无所(suǒ )见。三畜咸笑之(zhī )。猪曰(yuē(🆒) ):‘若等(děng )俱已择(🖋)定耶(yē )?’曰:‘(🌂)择定矣。’猪曰:‘择定盍告我!’众具告之。猪笑曰(✡):‘从(📩)来别号不过两(🏪)字或三(👷)字,乌有(😰)(yǒu )取四字者?’(🛰)众为之(🚆)爽(🍺)然(🔎),猪曰:‘无(🤐)伤也,若等盍各摘一字以与我,我得(dé )三(sān )字之别号,而若等亦各(gè )得三(🕷)字(😠)矣。’