一猴,一狗,一猪(🌲),一马四(🥨)畜生,商量(〰)取一别号,又苦胸无点墨(😲),无从着想,遂相约进城(chéng ),遇所见之字(zì ),即(jí )为别(🚰)号。约既定,狗遂狂驰以去。入(rù )城(chéng ),至某庙前,见有‘化及冥顽’(🅱)匾(🎷)额,狗曰:‘此(🍮)即我别号(🌰)也!’马继(💿)至,昂首无(⛅)所睹,俯(🖊)视,见某碑下(👽),有(yǒu )‘根(gēn )深蒂固(🚨)(gù(💉) )’(😿)四字,马曰(yuē(🕳) ):‘我即以(🥢)为名也。’俄而,猴(hóu )跳(💧)跃亦至,举首指‘无(🛫)偏无党’匾额,曰(🍰):‘我即(🎋)名无(🚽)偏无党可也。’俟半(bàn )日,猪始(🔤)姗姗(📔)(shā(🦎)n )而(ér )来,遍觅(mì )无所见(🌕)。三畜(chù )咸(🏻)笑(xiào )之。猪曰:‘若等俱已择定耶?’(🌽)曰:‘择(🌘)定矣。’猪曰(yuē ):‘择定(dìng )盍告(🤽)我(🌛)!’众具(♐)告之。猪笑曰(yuē(😸) ):‘从来别号不过两(💓)字(🏊)或(🏾)三字,乌有取(😏)(qǔ )四字者?’众(zhò(🚛)ng )为之爽然,猪曰:‘(🎮)无伤(shāng )也,若等盍各摘一字以(yǐ(😕) )与我,我得三字之别号,而若等亦各得(dé )三字矣。’